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Two days ago, I was killed in LA. CNN reported that. What if my grandmother had seen that and had a heart attack? People talk about lyrical content. There is no media responsibility. Movies, the po.. industry, it has to be across the board or it's ineffective.
Curtis Jackson
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet po..
Dave Barry
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet po..
Dave Barry
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In practice, attempts to sort out good erotica from bad po.. inevitably comes down to: What turns me on is erotica; what turns you on is po..ographic.
Ellen Willis
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Yea we can all party hard with some alcohol free beer and censored po......mmm my stomach is getting all jittery just thinking about it.
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Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly po.. hidden in his basement, as all normal looking people do, and I'm keeping it hidden from everyone in the world except those few people with access to the Internet.
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I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like po.. lesbians.
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seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all its really given us is Howard Deans aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie po.., you know. And people dont write anymore, they blog; instead of talking.
Hank Moody
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po..ography occurs in the mind. Once po.. is downloaded into our mental hard drive through the portals of the senses, it works like a computer virus, corrupting our thoughts about s..uality.The contaminated files include our thoughts about being male or female, what we believe about our s..uality, how we plan to behave s..ually, and whether we have the capacity to remain faithful in marriage.
Maria Mayline Grant
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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No, I don't think in that way. Being of the anonymous factor is to keep all the rock star cliche and the ego bullshit gone, so the bigger the band gets we can remain grounded. We can keep the music focused and not rob the kids of any music. You see a lot of bands, as soon as they start getting big, closing endorsements, getting involved with money, producing videos, going out with fu..ing po.. stars and that's not where it started. What got them big is when they were grounded. It got to a certain point and then they moved away from it and we don't ever want to move away from it. That's why he anonymity comes in.
Joey Jordison
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The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or--more appropriate for that kind of growth--hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what po.. he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock.
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