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Potato Salad Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Potato Salad" sorted by relevance. 88 matching entries found.
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If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bi..., don't waste your time going around and around about this with your girlfriends, trying to figure out what happened.
Merrill Markoe
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You have to love a nation that celebrates its Independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
Erma Bombeck
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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage.
Carl N Degler
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.
Jane Elliot
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I'm pretty much a couch potato.
Wentworth Miller
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Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
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Uh, I'm from the trap where the block'll pay you. Me and my ni... pass your ho like a hot potato.
2 Chainz
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Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.
Gail Porter
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My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
Oprah Winfrey
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The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
Thomas Overbury
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I read a fan bulletin board once, and somebody said I had a face like a potato, so I never went back on there.
Mary Lynn Rajskub
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A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is underground
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Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
Jenna Marbles
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thats that salad dressin, I'm on my thousandth island.
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I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
Roberto Burle Marx
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Somali is turning into a desert. Rwanda, you can hardly find a place to plant a potato, it's so crowded.
Jim Fowler
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
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You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M Humphrey
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