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Pregnancy And Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
Jason Santana
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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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