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Pregnancy And Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.
Danica McKellar
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Pregnancy used to be a life changing experience, now it's just like 'oh, she's pregnant too?'
Unknown
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Unknown
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
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The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
Ann Romney
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons...
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
Unknown
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore De Balzac
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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Bye baby, I guess you know why I had to leave. Seven months in your pregnancy, bout to have my seed.
Nas
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.
Al Roker
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