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Retirement Toast Quotes & Sayings
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I raise my glass and ask you to join me in a toast to the parents of my lovely bride. They must have done a lot of things right to raise such a beautiful and gifted daughter as my Bride. I promise to live up to the trust they have placed in me, and I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
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I was a stock broker once. I think there is an absolute place for market investments. But they should never be the basis of one's retirement. They should be an additional piece on top of a basic, secure, guaranteed retirement benefit.
Barbara Boxer
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The retirement system that is in place for members of Congress and other federal workers features what is known as the Federal Employment Retirement Plan.
Virgil Goode
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement.
Johann Georg Von Zimmermann
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
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I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.
George Foreman
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
Mason Cooley
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I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.
Anonymous Toast
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Hayley: It's just toast, Dad. Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time.
American Dad
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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Toast to the assholes.
Kid Ink
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never said no. always said yeah my n-ggas kept toast but they never said cheers.
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Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
Stephen Evans
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Toast without butter is like a day without sunshine.
Unknown
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I have known many, Liked not a few, Loved only one. I toast to you.
Unknown
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Let's toast to the fact that I moved out my momma's basement.
Drake
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Chicks dig me, cause my skin the color of toast.
Joe Budden
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May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.
Unknown
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