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Ron White Joke Abou Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
Ron Reagan
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
Ron White
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Ron White
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If you write something the White House doesn't like, they take you in and say, 'If you ever write something like you did today, nobody from the White House will ever talk to you again,'
Ron Suskind
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
Ron White
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Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
Ron White
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
Ron White
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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
Ron White
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Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
Ron White
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Ron White
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Writing about dead white males seems to be out of favor among academics.
Ron Chernow
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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Ron White
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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
Ron White
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Ron White
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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
Bryan White
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
Ron Bloom
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We should see the leadership from the White House setting dates certain for certain goals of achieving greater alliance on alternative and renewable energy sources, but we are not.
Ron Kind
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