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Sarcastic School Student Quotes & Sayings
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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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I hate being in jail...I mean, school...
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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I was probably a B student in high school, but it wasn't until I got to college that I said, 'Oh! This is what it's all about.' And then I became an A student. I studied journalism in college and that's what really kicked it into high gear for me.
Giuliana Rancic
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I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower. She was really mean to me. She would make me organize the bookshelf in our room. She would boss me around. I was like a B student. I didn't love school.
Kim Kardashian
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.
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Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough...
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If sleep is so important then why the f*ck does school start so early.
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You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire...
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete 39-F, quote, "The Student Body President can acquisition any room on school premesis for the purpose of conducting school business." Principal Lewis: You can read! The school system works! (Dejectedly) I'll be back for my stuff.
American Dad
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I hate being tired in school and thinking 'I'm going to take a nap as soon as I get home.' and then when I get home I'm not tired anymore.
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That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that the WHOLE day?'
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The strongest results were in Florida and Texas. In just one year in a Texas charter school, an average student gained 7 percentile points in math and 8 percentile points in reading, while Florida charter schools improved student performance by 6 percentile points.
Maggie Gallagher
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That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.
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I won vice president of my student body in high school. That doesn't mean anything.
Al Sharpton
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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