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Seen Button Statuses Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Seen Button Statuses" sorted by relevance. 151 matching entries found.
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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Seems like my statuses are always getting me in trouble with someone these days.
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I love my sister, but her Facebook statuses are unbearable, shut up.
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Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day.
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If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.
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This is the time to pull together as a Nation, as different people from all over the States with different perspectives and different social statuses and different income brackets, to unify into one and help those on the ground who need our help the most.
Jack Kingston
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You hate drama, yet you post drama-starting statuses everyday. That makes sense...
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.
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If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.
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They were two halves that together formed a magical whole.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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Babe there's not a button that I cant reach.
Dierks Bentley
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You push the button, we do the rest.
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Never, never, never, never, never! Pray you, undo this button.
William Shakespeare
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Click-kitty clack that like button.
Philip DeFranco
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Where's the button that makes time stand still...I need a break.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Michael Blackson
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You see that blue follow button? I'd tap that!
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