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Shave Pubic Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Shave Pubic" sorted by relevance. 52 matching entries found.
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The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or--more appropriate for that kind of growth--hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what po.. he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock.
Chelsea Handler
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No shave November, don't shave December, jungle January, furry February, mustache march, ape April, matted may, just shave it June.
Unknown
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
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This party will not take its position based on public opinion polls. We will not take a stand based on focus groups. We will not take a stand based on phone-in shows or householder surveys or any other vagaries of pubic opinion.
Stephen Harper
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I shave without using shaving cream.
Jerry Stiller
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A good lather is half the shave.
William Hone
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If you're a female participant in no shave November then you are in fact ratchet.
Unknown
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A barber learns to shave by shaving fools
Romanian Proverb
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If you're a girl and participate in no shave November, prepare for dateless December.
Unknown
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Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.
Snooki
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Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. Sometimes I comb my hair and sometimes I wont.
India Arie
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
Adlai E Stevenson
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
Simon Cowell
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I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy.
Jurgen Klinsmann
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The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore.
Dick Powell
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