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Short Fat Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Fat people fall faster but short people are closer to the ground so it all balances out in the end.
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have OK teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading man type, half your job is done already.
John Corbett
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I don't care if you're tall short slim fat black or white. If you respect me, I'll respect you too.
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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