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Single Guys Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions.
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There was one time where it got really crazy with Miley and the paparazzi, and I wasn't there. The next day, I found every single one of those guys and said, 'Guys, this is man-to-man; put your cameras down, and let me talk to you.' We sat underneath a shaded tree, and I said, 'Look, my little girl is 15, and you guys scared her to death. Get yourselves together!' They apologized, and it's been different ever since.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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Shout out to all the single good guys who don't stand a chance because all girls want are guys that'll make them cry these days.
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My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
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It's true what they say about guys needing to show how they feel not just say it. The wrong guy could say all the right things and you'll fall for him not to realize how much pain you'll be in the end. It's not bad to be single and stand by yourself. Learn to love your self before you can trust a Man to love you not a Boy.
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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Not every single girl is searching, some are actually single and satisfied.
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Im single because I know what I want and none of you guys are it.
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Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I think I'm better off being single, because most guys don't understand me.
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I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.
Jenna Marbles
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I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?
Ian St John
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Im single because guys are annoying and I don't like to be controlled, I do what I want.
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Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
Bobby Farrelly
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When I'm single I flirt with a lot of guys, but if we're in a relationship, I will never cheat.
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Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they say all guys are the same. But what happened to the actual good guys? They are taken for granted and labeled with the bad guys.
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I honestly hate being single, I have so much love to give!! But all these guys are players.
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