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Sleeping Unicorn Quotes & Sayings
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
Unknown
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Sleep is like the unicorn it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.
Unknown
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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul
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I'mma wear this a.. out like a uniform. So ride this d..k like a horse, pony, unicorn.
Lil Wayne
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
Unknown
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
Christian Bale
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The prince is very brave, to love a unicorn. A cat can appreciate valiant absurdity.
Peter S Beagle
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I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says I dont & I believe him.
Unknown
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
Drake
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As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?
Ellen Page
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Johnny Depp
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapor... I have form only when I can share another's body - but there have always been those willing to let me into their hearts and minds... unicorn blood has strengthen me, these past weeks... You saw faithful Quirrell drinking it for me in the forest... and once I have the Elixir of Life, I will be able to create a body of my own... Now... why don't you give me that stone in your pocket?
Voldemort
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Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.
Kim Collins
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Meeeee!!!!!!
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pi.ps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion in the desert I'm flying on pegasus you're flying on the pheasant. Rider of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.
Lupe Fiasco
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