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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron! and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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Carrying a grudge in your heart or in your mind is like carrying a bunch of thorns on your body. You are just choosing to prick yourself with it.
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In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun is not...
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
Mario Cuomo
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A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
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Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
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I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimately is about teamwork.
Guy Ritchie
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That no matter how smart you thought you were, you are actually way less smart than that.
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Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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Smart women don't believe everything they hear. A smart woman let's his action speak for him, not his words.
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If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!
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When smart girls act dumb...Why are you degrading yourselves...Men love smart women!
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You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!
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If you need space, work at NASA.
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
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Why are you looking at me? Do I owe you money?
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I'm not late, everyone else is just early.
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