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Smart Dude And The Dumb Dude Quotes & Sayings
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I have an open mind, it depends on the dude but all my relationships have been with a black dude.
Lola Monroe
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I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
Chris Kirkpatrick
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got into my dreams. He said I was nominated!
Tracy Morgan
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fu.. no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fu..in' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fu..ing foremost. We don't give a fu.. about all that crap. (On doing Gap Commercials)
Slipknot
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Dont waste your time on a dude that you arent getting anywhere with, there is a dude out there who wont be a waste of your time.
Unknown
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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that ni... way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!! Ay, D, hol' up!".
Cedric The Entertainer
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Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fu..ing dumb. I have definitely said the wrong shit. But the thing is, Im an artful dodger, Im really good at playing it off, like Baby, cmon, you know I didnt say that.
Gym Class Heroes
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Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.
Colin Hanks
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'
Mitch Hedberg
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
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When smart girls act dumb...Why are you degrading yourselves...Men love smart women!
Unknown
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Hmmm... Yo, Dude!
Master Splinter
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I'm a peaceful dude.
Method Man
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I'm just a dude with way too much school spirit.
Unknown
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I be low, when I see that I'm a different dude.
Kid Cudi
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I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.
Gerard Way
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Dude she's amazing and I can't believe you got that girl
McFly
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Dude you're being silly 'cause you're never gonna get that girl
McFly
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Dude, I'm saying no mud around my weiner.
Big Black
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