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Smoking A Cigar In Your Rear Quotes & Sayings
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
Phyllis Battelle
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen
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Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.
Raul Julia
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Im looking in my rear view, I see the world in it. I try to slow down, and I get rear ended.
Lil Wayne
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Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Tim Allen
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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain
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I know you think you hot, but you really not boy you must be smoking crack, I'm just smoking pot.
Gucci Mane
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Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking.
Nat King Cole
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Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.
Eric Roberts
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I'm rolling, I'm smoking, they burning for hours and if it's fine, I'm smoking the whole thing entire.
Wiz Khalifa
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
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I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking.
Joe Eszterhas
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