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So Happy After I Married My Wife Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "So Happy After I Married My Wife" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Unknown
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By all means, get married: if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Milton Berle
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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By all means, get married: if you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
Samuel Johnson
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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An old man who marries a young wife grows younger but she grows older.
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Last Saturday night, I got married, me and my wife settled down. Now me and my wife are parted, I'm gonna take another stroll downtown.
Lead Belly
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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams
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I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out.
David Beckham
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There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.
Curt Goetz
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I stopped at the store to buy you a bouquet. What I found is that it had a whole lot to say. The flowers each stood for a part of our life. And they were meant for you, my beautiful wife. Happy Mothers Day.
Unknown
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To my wife on Mother's Day, your habitude and light: May you be as happy as you make us with your love. Winds may blow the world away, intent on reaching night. For us there'll always be a home, everywhere you move.
Nicholas Gordon
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, youll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers
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Happy Mother's Day to my dear wife. Wonderful was the day you entered my life. Happy Mother's Day to my daughter's mother for she is my friend and my lover.
Jim Milks
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