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Sperm Donor Facebook Picture Quotes & Sayings
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The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor.
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Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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bi... posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'
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I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'
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That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture.
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Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook not on instagram.
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit**, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera. What's it look like?'
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Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
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