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Stephen Colbert Jes Quotes & Sayings
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I can't prove it, but I can say it.
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I can't prove it, but I can say it.
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Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe.
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As God said to Job, Checkmate
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Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
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I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
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Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
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There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
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You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
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I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
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People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker. We're changing the world one factual error at a time.
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I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.
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People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker. We're changing the world one factual error at a time.
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Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.
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Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.
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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
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