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Stoned And Peeingd And Peeing Quotes & Sayings
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
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But those audiences in Spain, they were just so stoned. I don't like playing to audiences like that because they just don't do anything. I'm up here with my band and we're working really hard and they are just stoned.
Graham Coxon
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Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras and moonshine.
Laura Nyro
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'Are you crying?' No I'm peeing through my eyes.
Unknown
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Peeing your pants is the coolest.
Billy Madison
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Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
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I'm more stoned than a biblical whor...
Ralphie May
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I liked the drama of getting stoned.
Brion James
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Penny Ward Moser
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Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth.
Unknown
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Unknown
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
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Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open...
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I've been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind.
Simon And Garfunkel
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Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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