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Tell It To The Cleaning Lady On Monday Quotes & Sayings
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I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.
Celia Cruz
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Wake up to the cleaning lady knocking and shit I close the door so I can bake up.
Wiz Khalifa
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Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady.
Eric Alterman
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.
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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
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I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste.
Berke Breathed
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I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Dorothy Fields
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Spring cleaning the house is easy. Spring cleaning life is tough.
Unknown
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
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Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time...
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You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.
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Oh my God, I'm gonna do a man crush Monday of the same guy every Monday. It's like no one will ever see it coming!
Unknown
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
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