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The Office Beer Me 5 Jim Quotes & Sayings
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What is my calling? What am I supposed to do? I think running for office, public office, can be a divine calling. I mean, I've wrestled with that very question myself.
Jim Wallis
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis.Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Dwight Schrute
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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If gossip were beer, our whole office would be wasted!
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I don't think anyone should pick a candidate for any office based solely on gender. That would be, I believe, a mistake.
Jim Nussle
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office.
Sasha Azevedo
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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