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Tip For Horny Things Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a good tipper, depending on the service. I tip based on whether they did the little things like re-fill my glass. If they're bad I won't tip, just to prove a point.
Neil Patrick Harris
2 Likes
At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
27 Likes
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They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all.
Phil Silvers
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
17 Likes
Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
5 Likes
Our hope, and it's a sad hope, is that... well, I mean we need a tip. That's why we have such a big reward. We just hope that someone is holding her for her child and that we can, you know, get her back with a tip.
Scott Peterson
3 Likes
A hard time if your motion is still let me move some things around because the lyrics is illl Abstract..you know my stiggidy in here. ni...z get on and swear it's they fu..inyear.
Q-tip
4 Likes
Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.
Pam Grier
13 Likes
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
21 Likes
Mine is the horny hand of toil.
Dick Sargent
2 Likes
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
7 Likes
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
10 Likes
The third lesson and tip actually comes from two of my favorite political philosophers: Mao Tse-tung and Mother Theresa - not often coupled with each other, but the two people I turn to most to basically deliver a simple point which is 'you're going to make choices; you're going to challenge; you're going to say why not; you're going to figure out how to do things that have never been done before.
Anita Dunn
0 Likes
I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bi...es.
SPM
167 Likes
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
7 Likes
No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
Mac Miller
36 Likes
And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
3 Likes
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When men have money and power they get turned on, s..ually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
13 Likes
If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
6 Likes
Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of men having a good time.
Pitbull
25 Likes
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