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Topless Bar Quotes & Sayings
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It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
Unknown
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Unknown
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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.
Pauly D
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Then I got a gig with an older friend who had the equipment and he played in this bar. They would bring me in the bar through the backdoor and I would DJ in the back room most of the night. Then they'd take me out the backdoor, so I was never really in the bar.
Jam Master Jay
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Sara Underwood
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I don't really want to do topless stuff anymore.
Katie Price
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If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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It is much the best way... to lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time.
William Billings
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Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the topless towers of Ileum?
Christopher Marlowe
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I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
Eric Carr
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I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was very enlightening, by the way. I'm talking about light from the gutter.
Susan Powter
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I think us guys are fortunate to have such a great female fan base, from age eight to 80. I know my grandparents have lots of friends who are saying We want pictures of him topless. It is quite the talk in a small town.
Kellan Lutz
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I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.
Jenny Frost
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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A topless photo of Carla Bruni, the model turned current French first lady, was sold at auction Thursday for 91,000 dollars, to someone who is clearly not familiar with Google Image search.
Seth Meyers
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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I was sunbathing topless in Ibiza, and my friend wanted to eat at this cafe where everybody goes without putting on their tops or bottoms. He assured me, 'No, its cool. Dont dress up.' I went into the cafe and sat down with him when all of a sudden I hear, 'Brooke!' It was my dentist. I just played it cool, but needless to say, I changed dentists.
Brooke Burke
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
24 Likes
Just another girl alone at the bar.
3OH!3
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