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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
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That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
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