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Went To Store To Buy A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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You go to the Louis store. You go to the Gucci store. You go to the mall, spend it all, what you do it for? You can buy the rags, you can buy the bags, but there aint no sign that say THEY SELL SWAG!
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Go to the grocery store and buy better things. Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural, go to the farmers market. Immediately that's going to increase the quality of the food you make.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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go to the grocery store, buy some new friends.
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Nothing exists if a store doesn't buy it and you're not able to get it.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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I managed to actually buy healthy food at the store. What the fu.. is wrong with me?
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
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I just went into a store to buy a trash can and left with an underwater workout kit. I AM THE SUCKER THEY COUNT ON.
Olivia Wilde
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I buy store-brand groceries so I can afford top-shelf booze.
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Money can buy you medicine but it can't buy you good health. Money can buy you a house but it can't buy you a happy home. Money can buy you a date for the night but it can't buy you true love.
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You know, when we were kids, we had to go to a theater to see a movie. And then television came in and you had to wait until midnight to see the one you wanted to see. Now, all you've got to do is go to a store and buy it and you can watch it whenever you want!
John Zorn
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Growing up, I thought Abercrombie & Fitch was the fanciest store in the world. Now, I'm so glad my mom never let me buy anything from there.
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Make your own maxi pads: Go to a dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape...
Kristen Wiig
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We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom. We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them. Things we buy to cover up what's inside.
Kanye West
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I don't think there are any footsteps to be walked in. No one else has taken things that you can buy at the grocery store and put them together. I hope that I have a career as long as Julia Child.
Sandra Lee
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