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When You Mom Hit Yo Quotes & Sayings
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My mom always told me they arent your friends if you have to hit them up to hang out or only time they hit you up is when they need something.
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter.
Scott Wolf
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When Queer Eye hit, the church told my mom they were praying for me. She said, God loves him too. And I support him 100 percent.
Jai Rodriguez
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringing off the hook, you're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book. I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion. The doctor* said my mom should have had an abortion.
Sum 41
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
Taylor Momsen
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
Tori Spelling
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
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I wasn't a teen mom, but still a young mom, who is struggling with many issues even now. You don't go see me dumping my kid off somewhere
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
Cat Cora
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
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