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Who Made The Microwave Oven Quotes & Sayings
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
Unknown
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
Unknown
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The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
James Randi
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A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked.
Delia Smith
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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I speak for all the real ni...s when I say theres no such thing as a pu... replacement, pu... is at the top of the list but head is important too, see pu... is like a oven in the kitchen, its the best shit ever, you can put a ham in it n some biscuits n some vegetables and in an hour n 35mins you will have a home cooked meal, but head is a like microwave, sometime a ni... aint got an hour n 35min to be fu..in with your ass, sometime a ni... need a hot packet right now bi....justbing.thank you30second bing thank you !
Katt Williams
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I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove.
Vernon L Smith
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I read The Bell Jar, and then I read her memoir and her diaries, and a third book, an outside opinion. Just the way she made the pillows so neat on the oven door. It just seems to be the opposite of, if you're going to take your life, in a horrible rage it happens.
Paul Westerberg
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
Unknown
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
360
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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If she still uses an Easy Bake Oven, she's too young for you bro!
Unknown
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We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it.
Jose Marti
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I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!
Michael Landon
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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Kevin Hart
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
Unknown
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