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Women Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
Mitchell Perry
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
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If you can't afford po.., just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes...
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
Nikhil Saluja
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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