TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Women Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Women Funny Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Women
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty
Women
Metaphors
Complicated Love
Complicated Relationship
Funny
Humor
Funny Facebook Status
Change
Influence
Body
Humor
Jokes
Relationship Advice
Being Single
Show more
Irony
Shit Talking
Drama
Attention
Twitter
Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Libraries
Books
Fiction
Monday
Weekend
Drinking
Alcohol
Angry
Truth
Pornography
Silly
Kids
Silly
Life
Food
Prostitution
Interesting
Confession
Church
Christianity
QUOTES
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
Unknown
1102 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
Unknown
931 Likes
Funny quotes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Unknown
1931 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Confession quotes
Interesting quotes
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Unknown
222 Likes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Church quotes
Christianity quotes
The only 'B' word you should call a woman is beautiful. bi...es love to be called beautiful.
Unknown
395 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Women quotes
Words quotes
Sponsored Links
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Unknown
1496 Likes
Women quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Jokes quotes
I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
Unknown
919 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Clothes quotes
Labor quotes
Funny Fashion quotes
Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
Unknown
2197 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Sex quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
Unknown
842 Likes
Funny quotes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Disaster quotes
Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
Unknown
202 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Being A Woman quotes
Silly quotes
Sponsored Links
The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.
Unknown
402 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Women quotes
Ego quotes
Attitude quotes
Bad Mood quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
Unknown
546 Likes
Funny quotes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
Unknown
347 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Unknown
563 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Accidents quotes
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
Unknown
287 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
501 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Drama quotes
Drama Queen quotes
Facebook quotes
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
Unknown
723 Likes
Funny quotes
Girls quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
Unknown
3567 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Prizes quotes
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
Unknown
2521 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Tomorrow quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Short quotes
Men hate women because we always know where things are.
Unknown
33 Likes
Women quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Life quotes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 22
21st Birthday
Accomplishment
Being Cheated On
Being Fed Up
Clever Facebook Statuses
Clocks
Constitution
Fake Love
Fathers
Friend
Humour
I Hate You
Individuality
Innocence
Noble
Past Relationship
Persistence
Remembrance
Reward
Short Mothers Day
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™