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Women Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Women Funny Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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That awkward moment, when you're walking through the metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.
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Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.
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