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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
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New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody Allen's stories.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
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