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31 Children quotes tagged with Funny.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
Unknown
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
Unknown
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out...
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
Paula Poundstone
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Bill Cosby
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
Paula Poundstone
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Bill Cosby
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
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A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
Charles Dickens
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You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...
Johnnie Casson
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
Fyodor Dostoyevski
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
WCFields
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
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