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9 Finger Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
John Krasinski
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
Unknown
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
Unknown
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
Unknown
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The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collar bone and incredible contusions - "It wasn't Jezebels fault Dad"
Pam Brown
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For half a century photography has been the "art form" of the untalented. Obviously some pictures are more satisfactory than others, but where is credit due? to the designer of the camera? To the finger on the button? To the law of averages?
Gore Vidal
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Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But...before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger--on the spindle of a spinning wheel--and die! -Maleficent
Sleeping Beauty
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Looking in my eyes. Saying Nas you're one lucky bastard. Grip your clutch, you'll get finger fu..ed in the passenger. I hit the dutch, blow smoke out, music and laughter. See us in the coupe flying past you.
Nas
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