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Accidents Funny Status A Real Man Quotes & Sayings
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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A real man isn't a player. Little boys play games. A real man works for what he wants then appreciates it once he finally gets it!
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while you scream at your girl real man whispers sweet nothings to her, while you ignore your girl a real man shows her true love, while you breake her heart a real man picks up the pieces, so take a look before you lose out on a real woman!
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Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty sho...
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
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A REAL man, the kind of man a woman wants to give her life to, is one who will respect her dignity, who will honor her like the valuable treasure she is. A REAL man will not attempt to rip her precious pearl from it's protective shell, or persuade her with charm to give away her treasure prematurely, but he will wait patiently until she willingly gives him the prize of her heart. A REAL man will cherish and care for that prize forever.
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You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families
Charles Dickens
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I stop and look at traffic accidents. I won't hang around, but when I hear something is terrible, as bad as it is, I've gotta look at it.
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I stop and look at traffic accidents. I won't hang around, but when I hear something is terrible, as bad as it is, I've gotta look at it.
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Ladies: A REAL Man Won't Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants.
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