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Alcohol Does Nothing But Get You Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
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Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
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You are so fat, you use your belt to measure the Earth's equator.
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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She complains about being fat but she's eatin potato chips at 1am....NO WONDER!
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I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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bi... my message is morbid, so my bars is fat and the problems is little when your d*ck is fat.
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Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
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Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
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