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Alcohol Does Nothing But Get You Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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Can somebody please tell these super thick girls they one starburst away from being Fat!
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The feeling of being fat is honestly very very horrible. It's so uncomfortable!
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Sit back and get fat off the fat cat.
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Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort.
Jean Cocteau
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left.
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You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
Deborah Bull
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That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about being proud of who you are, being proud of your situation and just being stoked that things are always going to get better or always gonna get worse and that's such a great thing. Every day is a new surprise.
Bert McCracken
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson
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I hate it when skinny girls complain about being fat. Seriously bro, do you wanna date a walking stick? Hell no.
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