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American Dad Poop Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "American Dad Poop" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?
Pete Wentz
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My step dad is more of a father figure then my real dad could ever dream of being.
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We need American sources of resources, we need American energy, brought to you by American ingenuity and produced by American workers.
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Having a dad in the service was helpful. I was forever meeting new kids, going to new schools, moving to new neighborhoods. I was encouraged when I attended the American School in Germany.
Marcia Gay Harden
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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Man: You are all going to live... (Smith family cheers) Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking.
American Dad
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead. Amen. -Stan
American Dad
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
Unknown
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
Unknown
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Damn, boo-hoo, sad story, black american dad story. Know that I'm your sister's kid but that still don't explain the love that you have for me.
Drake
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My mom's a social worker and my dad works in non-profit organizations. But they seem very radical in American terms, embracing a form of socialism that really doesn't even exist here. I mean, where I come from, communism is not a terrible word.
Seth Rogen
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Jerry Seinfeld
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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