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American Dad Poop Quotes & Sayings
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I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that she had.
Unknown
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Words cannot express how much I love my Dad. Strongest man I know. I am beyond blessed to have him as MY Dad.
Unknown
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Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.
Max Cannon
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
American Dad
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CIA Man 1: Hey, wanna get baked and ride the escalators at the mall? CIA Man 2: Do I!
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam Sandler
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My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
Derek Jeter
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Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name.
American Dad
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Also, to be honest, my dad wanted me to be an athlete. And I think all sons want to prove something to their dad. So now, aged 35, I want to see what I can achieve physically.
Joe Manganiello
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When I was at Ole Miss, I called my dad up one time and said, Hey, Dad, have you ever looked at your stats here? They're not very good.
Eli Manning
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
Anonymous
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'Tom Cruise & I are around the same age...there is no reason why I can't be Ethan Hunt.' -My Dad while watching MI:4 HA! I love my Dad!
Tahj Mowry
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What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out.
Steve Spurrier
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Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus, calm down.
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My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.
Thom Yorke
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Dad? What's up Dad! What's happenin'? -Alexandra King
The Descendants
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Man: Good news. Apparently, that batch of virus was inert, so that means... Stan: We're going to be okay. Man: Yes, although apparently your manners died years ago. (Pause) You're welcome.
American Dad
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Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes. Terry: Stop it. Greg: Come on now, we've talked about this. Learn to take compliments. Terry: Thank you.
American Dad
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Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger: Mind your own business!
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