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Apple I Phones Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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I think Steve Jobs will be recognized as the great technology hero, visionaryin my own opinion, it was that he was able to take a company that had the benefits of Apple, which is a large number of people that used a lot of their products, except to take that and basically run a business in a way that would not lose money, that would have great exciting products, that would inspire the world and make people feel differently about technology.
Steve Wozniak
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
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