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Are We Are Done Funny Turkey Thanksgiving Day Quotes & Sayings
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
Mike Connolly
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No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma Bombeck
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It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.
Alistair Cooke
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Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
Ambrose Bierce
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My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.
Cindy Margolis
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
O Henry
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A special greeting of Thanksgiving time to express to you our sincere appreciation for your confidence and loyalty. We are deeply thankful and extend to you our best wishes for a happy and healthy Thanksgiving Day.
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Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have s... Birthday, you can do all of the above.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard
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Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
EP Powell
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I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.
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If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.
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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
O Henry
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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
Jay Leno
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