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I did, although I didn't read from page 1 to page 187 but I read chunks of it. I did a little bit of science when I was in the university so I was able to understand the graphs and pie charts and stuff like that. It was extremely dry.
Liam Neeson
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The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.
Robert Anton Wilson
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At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
Patrick Moore
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Those who wish to cause religious conflict are small in number but often manage to dominate the headline.
Tony Blair
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I just read the headline 'Shannon Doherty's heart goes out to Kim Kardashian.' That's all.
Jason Segel
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Nobody reads a mystery to get to the middle. They read it to get to the end. If it's a letdown, they won't buy anymore. The first page sells that book. The last page sells your next book.
Mickey Spillane
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You don't sit up in a cave and write the Great American Novel and know it is utterly superb, and then throw it page by page into the fire. You just don't do that. You send it out. You have to send it out.
Theodore Sturgeon
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I headline concert halls for 20,000 people, but I still play smaller venues.
David Guetta
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I'm not a headline guy. I know that as long as I was following Ruth to the plate I could have stood on my head and no one would have known the difference.
Lou Gehrig
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Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight.
Rock Hudson
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Next is Eliot. They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache. I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. Excellent. Moving right along.
Mark Zuckerberg
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The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age he cannot find the proper words to describe his only world. One would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike, one would have the perfect rhyme for each and every bi.
Unknown
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The headline is the 'ticket on the meat.' Use it to flag down readers who are prospects for the kind of product you are advertising.
David Ogilvy
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Writing headlines is a specialty - there are outstanding writers who will tell you they couldn't write a headline to save their lives.
Bill Walsh
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That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.
Unknown
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I was doing interviews for several months about the movie, and people would always ask me, Do you have a Facebook page? And I would always say, No, because I had deleted the account. But people would say that they had looked online the night before and they saw that I did have a Facebook page, and that I had several. I would always get like quietly furious that somebody was, you know, pretending to be me. And it never occurred to me, until they asked me to do this show, that I had, I had done that to somebody, And I apologize, you know, if, you know, you have experienced any strange looks.
Jesse Eisenberg
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The headline is the most important element of an ad. It must offer a promise to the reader of a believable benefit. And it must be phrased in a way to give it memory value.
Morris Hite
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The gleam in their eyes telegraphs only too clearly that they are hoping for a headline, which of course means something disparaging, because nothing makes such good copy as a feud.
Leslie Charteris
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: President Can't Swim.
Lyndon B Johnson
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The headline is the most important element of an ad. It must offer a promise to the reader of a believable benefit. And it must be phrased in a way to give it memory value.
Morris Hite
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