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Babies Fingers And Toesstatst Quotes & Sayings
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groening
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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you can't go taken by something but you can't hold on to it you can't it slips through your fingers.
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Licking your fingers like you're done.
Pierce The Veil
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with my fingers in your hair, baby this is it...
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I never have enough middle fingers!
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Steven Wright
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How can androids have babies?
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Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
Lil Jon
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Learn to listen with your fingers.
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If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
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All newborn babies are ugly.
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Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves.
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All babies are beautiful.
Jeanne Calment
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I wasnt born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
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You hit somebody with your fist and not with your fingers spread.
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Yeah there is. But it's Sontaran-shaped. You need three fingers.
Donna Noble
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I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers.
Jake Owen
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
Bo Burnham
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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
Julia Child
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