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Baby Sleep Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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Take a look at me, baby, I can't sleep.
Clay Walker
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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I can't sleep babe. I can't think babe. I can't live babe. Without you in my life. I can't go on babe. This is my song baby. Don't wanna do nothin' if I...go away baby and I can't do nothin' if you're...not around.
R Kelly
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.
Rob Kardashian
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends.
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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