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Be Calm And Marry A Shark Quotes & Sayings
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein
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Discovery Channel should give away free sweatpants to women whose monthly cycles sync up with Shark Week.
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I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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I don't enjoy the boo scare when you're watching a movie and then suddenly there's a big shark on the screen. The only thing they're doing is catching you off guard.
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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By nature, I keep moving, man. My theory is, be the shark. You've just got to keep moving. You can't stop.
Brad Pitt
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That awkward moment when Soul Surfer comes out on DVD the same week as Shark Week.
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I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
Woody Allen
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Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
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I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in the water? 'No, that's the best part! We're in the water with the sharks!' And I go 'have you lost your mind???'
Bill Engvall
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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.
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I almost don't trust you if you don't like shark week.
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Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Tracy Morgan
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thing is sober just in case I gotta dive in shark water lady killer, heart robber, stick em quite and leave them out released and I am peaced is like a siameze, gone.
Pac Div
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When a girl says 'Whatever' she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get ....d by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.
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Shark Week? How about Sloth Week?
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