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Best Status For Facebooking Life Quotes & Sayings
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Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Faith in God's revelation has nothing to do with an ideology which glorifies the status quo.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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I wish the dollar store sold gas.
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If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being followed...
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Pressing the elevator button more than once thinking it will come faster.
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He's/She's your ex for a REASON. Don't go after them. If its meant to be, it'll be. Leave your relationship status in Gods hands.
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Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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I'm naming my TV remote Waldo.
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"Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A bi...
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Isn't it amazing how celebrity status preempts even the most ingrained hatreds?
Camryn Manheim
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Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them.
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