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Black Friday Hilarious Status Quotes & Sayings
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On Friday the 13th weird things are supposed to happen...Maybe I'll get in to a relationship. Happy Friday the 13th!
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Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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Good Friday commemorates the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ at Calvary. It is observed by Catholics across the world during the Holy Week-the last week of Lent.
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Good Friday is a day of hope. It is a day where we look forward to a brighter tomorrow. Many things have happened to change the course of our lives, but it has not shaken our faith.
Rev Dr Peola Hicks
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Good Friday is a day of mourning, and all the ceremonies and rituals of the day are centered on the feeling of sorrow, at the pain and humiliation that Jesus underwent for the cause of goodness and humanity.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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Good Friday is a day of sorrow mingled with joy. It is a time to grieve over the sin of man and to meditate and rejoice upon God's love in giving His only Son for the redemption of sin.
David Katski
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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I think @nickjonas did an AMAZING job with Friday! You're amazing, Nick!(:
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It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as if I need a reason.
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday.
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You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful for my family, cyber shopping & sleep.
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Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends, cuz I ain't trying to stay in.
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One of the most inauspicious days for washing was Good Friday. Clothes hung out on that day would be spotted with blood, and a story is told that Jesus cursed a woman who was washing clothes as he passed by on the way to Calvary.
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Friday I aint lying, King Of Diamonds Im in heaven. Red Bone pu... poppin on my black and red 11s.
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Good Friday is a day of repentence and prayer, a day to remember Gods sacrifice for us, a day to ask forgiveness, a day to renew our relationship with God.
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Ahhh Friday...my second favorite F word!
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery...Today is a Friday the 13!
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