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Bob Hope Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Bob Hope
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Bob Hope
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Bob Hope
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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Bob Hope
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bob Hope
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When I say, I say, I say you know. Can you feel this ray of hope. Shining from heaven. For all the people.
Bob Sinclar
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bob Hope
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
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They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on.
Christopher Walken
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
Bob Hope
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Bob Hope
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I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Bob Hope
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