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Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.
Rene Redzepi
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
Benoit Mandelbrot
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey
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When I was younger there was a lot of discouraging talk: lose weight. Color your hair. Straighten your teeth. Get a tan. But I'm a firm believer in everyone being born with what they need to be attractive. In all sorts of ways. And I don't really feel like I want to change that much by myself.
Kat Dennings
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I'm sick of very white teeth and lots of gymnasium practice. I'm bored, you know, send in the next one. I wanted a real man that I could believe was my brother, my father, you know, my next-door neighbor - a real person.
Tim Roth
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In my first year as governor, we solved some of the problems that had begun to undermine the Open Records Act. We gave the act teeth by providing criminal penalties for knowing violations.
Roy Barnes
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Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
Joan Lunden
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My fitness goals are different than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.
Kevin James
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Can we all admit that the electoral college system is a joke and it should be banished.. This system dosnt make sense to me.
Unknown
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Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.
Jackson Browne
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
Will Rogers
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Harper Lee
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
Latin Proverb
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
John Krasinski
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