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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
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