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Chasing Money Funny Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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They're chasing me, they're chasing, no they must not catch me, I have enough money now, yes enough for my starving mother and brothers. Please let me go, let me go home before you imprisoned me. Very well, officers? take me to your headquarters. Good morning captain! no captain, you are mistaken, I was once a good girl, just like the rest of you here. Just like any of your daughters. But time was, when I was reared in slums. But we lived honestly, we lived honestly in life. My, father, mother, brothers, sisters and I. But then, poverty enters the portals of our home. My father became jobless, my mother got ill. The small savings that my mother had kept for our expenses were spent. All for our daily needs and her needed medicine. One night, my father went out, telling us that he would come back in a few minutes with plenty of foods and money, but that was the last time I saw him. He went with another woman. If only I could lay my hands on his neck I would wring it without pain u
ARNAV DIXIT
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Ogden Nash
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I got three rules when I hustle and aint none of em funny, its like get your money...get your money....and oh ya get your money.
Mac Dre
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Chasing after someone who doesnt want to be chased is stupid when you have a handful of good ones chasing after you.
Unknown
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Ladies, the second you stop chasing him is the second he'll start chasing you.
Unknown
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If he's chasing the full restoration of his legacy, he's chasing something that he really can't get.
Jim Lampley
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You're either chasing your dreams or chasing your excuses. Choose wisely.
Unknown
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Joe E Lewis
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If I thought I had hurt my chances of winning another major just because I was chasing money around, I'd wind up kicking myself.
Mike Weir
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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If its meant to be, it will be. End of story. Im not chasing you if you're chasing after someone else.
Unknown
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The minute you stop after chasing someone. You look back, and see who's been chasing after you.
Unknown
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I'm only hurting myself chasing after someone that don't look back to see if I'm chasing them...
Unknown
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
Unknown
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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Don't go chasing after someone who wouldn't go chasing after you.
Unknown
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